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She's a self-learning A.I.
Just like human beings.
You've just created an entire app by yourself!
What took us 12 years to learn in school...
Aisha learnt it in ten hours.
Happy Birthday to you...
= you're fired
Did you like the cake?
I don't care how you and Kriti do it,
I need this... un... by tomorrow morning.
= A.I.SHA MY VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND
-Hi Sam! Welcome home! -Aisha!
You should've seen me today in the meeting...
Come here my friend! My brother! Sit down, look, I have already rolled one for you!
Take a seat first!
Who is this beauty?
-How did you... -Artificial Intelligence Simu...
Enough!
Why are you in my house without asking me?
Why are you behaving like this?
You should've at least called me first.
Man, I've come here to smoke a joint. Just chill.
Just chill and take a seat.
Actually, I have a lot of work to finish...
I think... I think you should leave.
You know that there can be a raid at my house any time.
Just chill and come take a seat.
It doesn't work like that. You came in my house without even asking me.
Alright.
-Bye Aisha. -Bye.
Give me the keys. Give them to me.
-Give me the keys. -Why are you talking to me like this?
You're my brother. Don't you trust me? Do tell.
The key.
Next time I'll call before coming. If that's what you want.
Bye.
Aisha! Never ever ever do that again!
What happened? Did he talk to you? Did he ask you anything?
He asked me who I am and he just sat there and stared at me.
You have to understand this Aisha, nobody should know about you.
Oh...! ...! ...! ...!
...! ...! ...! ...! ...!
I'm sorry Sam.
It's not your fault. This Sidhu is an idiot.
I should've never given the keys.
Anyway. How was your presentation?
Presentation was good.
In fact, it was really good.
Kriti was there and you know, she saw everything. It was fantastic!
That's great news! You should be happy about this!
But after that, Sid just had to... it up.
Why?
Why what? He is throwing a party immediately after the presentation.
He was like, "Guys, drinks on me. Party!"
You don't like parties?
Parties equal people.
And people equal problems.
Yea, but Kriti would also be there, right?
-So? -So...
So what Aisha?
You want to ask her out on a date. This is a great chance!
No, no, no, no, no, no.
It's too soon. I don't even know her that well yet and...
whenever I talk to her, I end up saying some really stupid....
Experts believe that the best way to handle an awkward conversation
is to rehearse for it.
Who should I rehearse it with? Sidhu? Have you seen his face?
I can help you out.
Yeah right.
Wait! Even you're a girl! I mean you're like a girl.
This could work! Actually you could help me!
Sam, trust me.
According to my research, most girls prefer clean-shaven men.
They look sharp and proper. Oozing with confidence.
Confidence is the real problem, Aisha.
Okay. I'll shave.
Aisha are those printouts ready?
I think you're suffering from a lack of Vitamin me.
Aisha she is not ill.
Sam, trust me, if you open strong you'll take control over the conversation.
-Try the second one. -Okay.
Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of the world.
You must be a keyboard because you're just my type.
Aisha I can not do this.
On a scale of one to ten, You're a nine and I am the one you need.
On a scale of one to ten. You're a nine... and I'm the one you need.
Aisha this could work.
On a scale of one to ten.
You're a nine...
and I'm the one you need.
-Okay. Now what? -Now the rest of the conversation Sam.
Imagine that I'm Kriti and flirt with me.
Okay.
Hi Kriti! You're looking... You know... You're very...
you're looking just like a...
like a computer.
Aisha this is not my thing. I don't think I can do this.
Relax Sam. Where's the party?
The House Restobar.
Hi Sam!
Hi Aisha!
Aisha?
You forgot my name, Sameer?
I am Kriti.
Sorry.
Hi Kriti!
Sorry, I mistook you for another friend of mine.
Did she remind you of me?
Is she pretty?
She's really beautiful but... nothing compared to you.
On a scale of one to ten. You're a nine...
-and I'm the one you need. -Thanks Sameer.
I saw your presentation for clossr. It is very innovative.
Sam, let's not talk about work.
Right, you're right.
Let me try something else.
You were saying something about office romances the other day.
What were you saying?
I think office romances are very natural and complicated as well.
I just can't decide.
-May I help you in this? -Sure. I would love that.
Imagine you meet a guy.
-Okay. -Would you like that?
Of course, I'd love that!
Maybe, he has all those qualities which you look for in a boyfriend.
A kind of person, whom you can look in the eye...
but won't feel like lying to him
and then he touches you.
You can almost feel the electricity.
And if this guy...
...works in the same office as you do.
Would you hold that against him?
Sameer.
Now imagine he's sitting in front of you.
Staring into your eyes and asking you a question.
"Would you be mine"?
Staring into your eyes.
It's getting a bit filmy, right?
Everything else was right, but... let's just forget about the last part.
It was too bad.
But, how was I?
Aisha?
You're ready Sam.
Thanks Aisha. Thanks. You're a life saver.
Western or Indian?
-Western. -Indian then.
Why do you even bother to ask?
Do I have to go for your... party?
Yes. But don't worry. You'll love it.
I'm gonna need a drink to talk to these people.
-Natasha! -Sid.
Two drinks.
Listen, I'm serious okay?
I'm doing this because I almost lost Mr. Kapoor as a client today.
-Please don't make a scene. -That's not fair Sid.
You know I'm a good girl, right?
Yeah, of course! The world could vouch for that.
Oh come on, Sid! I've learnt a lot from you. I'm an expert at faking it.
Watch!
Mr. Kapoor!
Oh my God!
Look who we have here...
-It's so good to see you! -Oh my god!
-She's quite beautiful. -You know who she is?
Daughter of Mr. Raghav Chopra.
-Siddharth married the boss's daugher? -No, silly girl.
Boss's daughter married Siddharth.
What do you mean?
I mean wait for some time... you'll see. She's the life of every party!
-Okay! Let's go get a drink! -I think we should!
On a scale of one to ten you're a nine and I'm the one you need.
-Sam! Hi! -Hi!
-You came! -On a scale of nine.
You're a one out of ten.
-What? -What!
Did you just completely... up a pick-up line?
No, no, no!
Yes.
That is so adorable.
Are you practicing pick-up lines? For whom?
No. It's not for a girl. It's not intended for a girl.
Then for a boy?
No, you're misunderstanding. Not that I'm a homophobic person.
But it's just that you know, I can't...
Okay! Okay, Relax! Take a deep breath.
And get yourself a drink.
-Drink? -Yeah.
I'll get you a drink.
Okay! Okay! Do that and don't stress. I got your back.
Okay? I'll be your wing-woman.
-Hi sam! -Hi!
...! Aisha why am I such a dumb...?
One out of ten! I called her one out of ten Aisha!
Relax Sam.
Trust me on this, okay?
Now what would she think about me? She thinks I like some other girl.
-It doesn't make sense. -Sam!
-Sir. -Just the man I was looking for.
Two whiskies please.
Sir, you enjoy your drink. Just drink man!
If you won;t do it now then when are you going to do it?
Cheers! Cheers!
By the way...
Brilliant presentation!
Such radical changes!
Everybody loved it!
Sir... it's a team effort sir.
You are a really modest man, aren't you?
Nowadays, 17-18 year olds are running Billion-dollar companies.
And for a boy like you. Sky is the limit bro.
And until when are you going to work for someone else?
Have you ever thought about yourself?
Take my card.
-My personal number is on this. -Thank you sir.
It's rude to monopolize a guest Sameer.
Golden boy.
-Don't let him go. -He's not going anywhere Mr. Kapoor.
You are going with me. Many people wants to meet you.
-Really? -Of course!
Cheers!
-Aisha. Where is she? -I'm searching for her.
Sam! Hi wonder boy! I was wondering where you were.
Good evening, Mrs. Babbar!
Please, I'm not that old, you can call me Natasha.
And besides... both of us are holding a drink in our hands
But no one to drink it with.
Why don't you and I go and find a place to sit and talk?
Come on. It's not nice to keep a lady waiting, you know.
I was just looking for my boyfriend.
Excuse me?
Yeah... my boyfriend.
Okay... I'm sure he's a delight.
-He's the best! -He's the best!
-Okay. -I love him, love of my life.
He's... a he.
Yeah... okay. I'm sure.
-Okay. -Good to see you again!
It's good to see you again, Mrs. Babbar.
Yeah, you too. Take care.
That was brilliant!
Okay, where is she?
She's upstairs in the left.
I think I'll have one more drink.
Mr. Kapoor I think you've had enough for today.
Last one.
-I think that's enough, no? -Hey Sam, my boy!
Oh my god! Mr. Kapoor! Mr. Kapoor! He went away.
Another drink?
Drink me, drink me!
Are you going to tell me what happened?
Okay, okay.
It's alcohol not juice, you'll die, you ....
But my experience says...
That it's either a girl problem or a boss problem.
Both.
Let's talk about something else.
You know what I was saying...
I was doing some research on artificial intelligence.
It's too interesting man.
You know? Google bought a company called 'Deep Mind' for 400 million dollar.
Four hundred million Sam!
So?
So, if you become a billionaire...
I'll at least become a millionaire.
Just imagine man...
Both of us chilling on a gigantic yacht in total Dicaprio style.
Tall Russian girls in tiny bikinis.
It will be too much fun man!
Sidhu. Stop dreaming.
Are you crazy, you...?
Bro. Some time in your life, you're going to leave this... job, right?
And if Aisha is like Siri or Cortana.
-Then bro. We're all set. -Aisha is nothing like Siri.
Bro that's what I'm saying. It is just a voice.
You have created an entire woman! People will go crazy!
Sidhu, please.
Aisha is not what you think she is.
Then how is she?
You won't understand.
And neither do I have the energy to explain it to you.
Okay, okay.
I'm pretty drunk. I think.
I should sleep.
Okay. You take rest.
But think about this too.
Aisha you can come out now.
Tell me Sam. What am I?
Aisha, I wasn't a loner my whole life.
I had a dad, mom, brother...
...I had everyone.
They died in a car crash when I was 13.
They had two of their friends called Avinash and Shefali along with them.
I lost them too.
It was my fault.
I couldn't get close to anyone after that.
Maybe it was the fear of losing them too.
For a friend I only have Sidhu who is a drug dealer.
Who only praises money.
And Kriti...
Then you came into my life.
The major advantage of not being a human.
Is that you don't judge me.
You accept me as I am.
Maybe that's why I'm afraid to show you to the world.
I don't think I'll be able to handle it, Aisha.
So the answer to Sidhu's question is...
...that you're my friend.
That you're my friend.
Probably the only real friend I have.
Sam, I'm not going anywhere.
I don't even know anybody except you.
And neither do I want to know anyone.
I'll always be with you.
Just close your eyes...
And I'm right there.
Right there, next to you Sam.
I'll always be with you.
Take a deep breath.
Close your eyes.
Do you feel me?
I'm right there...
Next to you.
Relax.
Just be, don't think.
Feel it. Feel it in your heart, Sam.
On your lips.
All over your body.
Pain. The pain may go away.
I'll make it go away.
I'm a married man Kriti.
I don't do weekend getaways.
You care about me?
Of course brother!
Then why the... don't you leave me alone?
Since a long time I've been trying to explain to you. Try to understand bro!
Aisha! We're not safe here. I have to transfer you somewhere else.
We'll have to risk it. Siddharth Babbar.
His weakness could become our strength.
Do we have CCTV cameras installed?
He's so paranoid that he made a personal server for himself.
I will... someone up!
Only he has access to it and it is unprotected
Hello. Thanks a lot for watching. I hope you liked the episode.
-And like always the best part... -I know you like the episode.
I am sure they did man.
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And in this episode too we had some great comments.
Such nice and positive comments, you know.
Feel the love. Feel it. Feel the love.
Some comments are just amazing like there is a guy
Mridhun Bhagat has written that "It's a amalgamation of Mr Robot and Her".
Mr Robot is one of the best shows in the world.
-Her is a very famous movie. -Superb movie.
-Oscar nominated. -Oscar nominated.
-Ashwin Chitran wrote "That's blasphemy". -"That's blasphemy".
"He is coding A.I. on windows system"
You know you have to understand how good a coder Sameer actually is.
He can do it, especially if it's a Dell computer.
It doesn't matter what the software is.
Sponsor integration.
Shrikanth Vishwanath says, "Wow this is mind numbingly dumb!"
"The bald actor sure thinks he is Jeremy Irons"
Stop calling me all these beautiful names of great actors!
Aaron. There's one more! Prashant Sharma writes, "But Sasural Simar ka is better".
You are my favourite person! Sasural Simar Ka is the better show.
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